Every day, I feel a little worse that I didn’t stand in line for two days to pick up a phone that I paid hundreds of dollars for just so I could be called a moron by the CEO of the company and then given a $30 rubber band free of charge.
Apple. Think Different.
How the iPhone 4 story has gone so far...
- Gizmodo: check out this prototype iphone we "found".
- Steve Jobs: that's not an iPhone *dials police*.
- Sometime later....
- Steve Jobs: masses, listen to me, this is the best phone ever, again.
- Consumers: gimme gimme.
- Steve Jobs: wooo done it again.
- Consumers: wait..... If I hold my phone like this *claws at phone* it drops all the signal.
- Steve Jobs: there is nothing wrong with it.
- Consumers: seriously, this is broken.
- Steve Jobs: no it's a software problem, thats why when you touch the "hardware", it stops working.
- Consumers: bollocks, fix it!
- Steve Jobs: hold it differently!
- Consumers: no!
- Steve Jobs: okay, fine, free cases and refunds for everyone...but it still isn't broken.
iPhone 4 vs. iPhone 3GS lightsaber battle. Yes, really. Made with the iPhone 4 and iMovie. Deets here.
