How the iPhone 4 story has gone so far...

• Gizmodo: check out this prototype iphone we "found".
• Steve Jobs: that's not an iPhone *dials police*.
• Sometime later....
• Steve Jobs: masses, listen to me, this is the best phone ever, again.
• Consumers: gimme gimme.
• Steve Jobs: wooo done it again.
• Consumers: wait..... If I hold my phone like this *claws at phone* it drops all the signal.
• Steve Jobs: there is nothing wrong with it.
• Consumers: seriously, this is broken.
• Steve Jobs: no it's a software problem, thats why when you touch the "hardware", it stops working.
• Consumers: bollocks, fix it!
• Steve Jobs: hold it differently!
• Consumers: no!
• Steve Jobs: okay, fine, free cases and refunds for everyone...but it still isn't broken.