Today’s “for reals!? wow” press release award goes to SwaddleDesigns, which e-mailed the news that it’s unveiling a line of Angry Birds themed kiddie gear.
We offer up, verbatim: “Your readers who love Angry Birds will be excited to learn that their favorite Angry Birds characters are now featured on SwaddleDesigns new collection of playful, special and unique baby gifts.”
Note to readers: Please do not mistake Yellow Bird Swaddled Baby for actual Yellow Bird Projectile. We’re told by reliable sources that babies are useless at cutting through wooden beams unless thrown at *exactly* the right angle. -Stacy
and you know people will buy them.